I'm not sure if I'm safe here now...

only because the jehovah's just rang our bell... I mean woa... we live on the 4th floor (with a principal) meaning pretty much the 6th floor in North American standards, and we sure don't have a lift... but this did not stop them for marching all the way up to invite me to join a meeting this very friday! I quickly picked the lint off of my mummy brain and responded to them in English saying that I was sorry but my spanish was really bad... The poor lady had no clue what I was saying and scurried away! Ah ha! I tried the very same tactic when they came to the door in the flat I live in, in Lyon when I lived in France... but the sneaky holy rollers spoke English! Actually on second thought, maybe it was the ferocious dog that I have that was barking savagely from my arms that scared her off...

Mental note to jehovah's... stay clear of english speaking chihuahua owning flat dwellers!